Thursday, December 16, 2010

I Have a Strained Relationship With Christmas

DIVORCE LAWYER'S CHRISTMAS SONG
(Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells")

Emergency motions, frivolous pleadings
Filed on December 24,
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas.
Mothers yelling, fathers cursing,
Children scared and confused,
and from every divorce lawyer you hear,

Days from Hell, Days from Hell,
It's Christmas time in the courtroom.
Run to court, you know the sort,
Soon it will be Christmas Day.

Last minute filings,
False accusations,
Saying the other parent's unfit.
The children hear what they're saying.

Mom says, "It's my year,
Have no fear
My kids will be with me Christmas Day."


Days from Hell, Days from Hell,
It's Christmas time in the courtroom.
Run to court, you know the sort,
Soon it will be Christmas Day.

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